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Fake Tales Of San Francisco
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Fake Tales Of San Francisco

Key: BmArctic Monkeys

Ukulele chords and lyrics for Fake Tales Of San Francisco by Arctic Monkeys

Playing settingsUkulele · Original key

Instrument

Key & capo

Text

Aa

Metronome

Rhythm & accompaniment

| Bm D | Bm E | Bm | D Bm |

VERSE

fake tales

of

San Francisco echo through the room

VERSE

More

point to a wedding disco without a bride

or groom

And

there's a super cool band yeah with their

trilbies and their glasses of white wine

And

all the weekend rockstars are in the toilets practicing their

lines

CHORUS

I don't want to hear you kick me out,

kick me out I don't want to hear you no, kick

me out, kick me out I don't want to hear you kick me out, kick me out

I don't want to hear you

I don't want to hear your fake tales of

VERSE

San Francisco Echo through the air

And there's a few bored faces at the back all

wishing they weren't

there

And as the microphone squeaks,

A young girl's telephone beeps

Yeah, she's dashing for the exit

Oh, she's running to the streets outside

Oh, you've saved me, she screams down the line

The band were fucking wank

and

CHORUS

I'm not having a nice time I don't want to hear you

Kick me out, kick me out I don't want to hear you no

KICK ME OUT!

KICK ME OUT!

BRIDGE

Yeah, but his bird said it's amazing though, so all that's left

is the proof

that love's not only blind but deaf.

| G | E |

VERSE

He talks of San

Francisco, he's from

Hunter's Bar I don't quite know the distance,

but

I'm sure that's far

Yeah, I'm sure it's pretty far

And yeah, I'd love to tell you all my problem

CHORUS

You I don't want to hear your

from New York City,

you're from Rotherham

So get off the bandwagon, and put down the handbook

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

CHORUS

Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook

Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook

Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook

Get off the

bandwagon and put down the

Get off the bandwagon, and put down the

| B D | B |

| Bm |

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About Fake Tales Of San Francisco

Capo: none
Tempo: 128 BPM
Time signature: 4/4

5 chords with fingerings

Bm4222
D2220
E1402
B4322
G0232

Fake Tales Of San Francisco ukulele chords by Arctic Monkeys

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